Not afraid? You will be, you will be. |
First off the animation, I know four year-olds who draw better than this! Hell, I coul--okay, okay a joke's a joke. Really though, the character designs are bad! Their heads are all shaped like their in the cone-heads on Saturday Night Live. It's beyond distracting; I can't get into the freaking fanservice! The one redeeming quality of this show, and I can't enjoy it. I'm a sixteen, adolescent guy, and I can't get into lesbian sex?! There's something inherently wrong with that. Oh, yeah, there is sex in this show. Not only that, but it's a central pillar to the plot. Still trying to defend this show? I'll get to that later, though.
Behold, I just saved twenty minutes of your life, because this is it! Fanservice and unattractive character models---Except Dan Aykroyd is funny, unlike this crap! |
Plot--Yes, this anime has a 'plot', I put it in quotes because I'm afraid calling it that would be like calling the Holocaust a difference of ideology. The 'plot' is that a girl gets a brother after her father re-marries (hear that, it's the sound of originality— rolling in its grave). Soon she sees a ghost and gets pushed down a flight of stairs only to awaken with a chastity belt attached to her. *sighs* Anyhow, a ghost has attached to her (voiced by you know who) and tells her that the only way for her to survive is to have sex with her brother. Bear with it, brain cells, It'll be over soon. But she can't do that! We've still got thirteen more episode of this sh*t. Yeah the first two episodes basically involve her trying to hold her piss in...never thought I'd see that sentence anywhere out of Shades of Gray. I'd go on, but I have MCAS tomorrow, and I need some braincells.
Really, It looks like Pacman took a bite out of her head |
Characters-- There's also characters in this! Which I could quickly sum up with stereotypes. There's the oblivious brother who I swear would have trouble understanding the concept of a brick being thrown in his face, the tsundere sister, the over-attached character, who's the opposite of the tsundere, the childhood friend, the perverted best friend, and the irresponsible parents. Are any of them any deeper than this base summary? Nope! Unless you count sad back-stories, because even in this crap we need character development. By character development, I mean back-stories and flashbacks. I wouldn't mind so much, except they only spend two minutes and thirty-eight seconds on it and immediately afterwards we're treated to a scene with her having an orgasm thanks to fish.
No. No, no, no no. No, no, no, no, WHY?!
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